There are 27 bones in the human hand 28 if you’re lonely in 29 if you’re not

Three ducks were removed from the pond and issued a summons to appear in court.
Judge " first case. Please stand and state your name".
Duck "My name is Duck.
Judge "Why were you removed from the pond, Duck?"
Duck "For blowing bubbles ".
Judge "Well you're banished from the pond for one month. Next case. Stand and state your name ".
Duck Duck "My name is Duck Duck".
Judge (rolling his eyes) "Tell me Duck Duck why you were removed from the pond".
Duck Duck "For blowing bubbles, your honor ".
Judge "Well, you too are banished from the pond for one month. Next case". Seeing another Duck approach, he said "Let me guess. Your name is Duck Duck Duck".
Reply "No your honor. My name is Bubbles".

Wickedly Clever!
You sick bast**ds!! 🤠

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